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by Rory Siegel
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Our luxuriously soft beach towels are made from brushed microfiber with a 100% cotton back for extra absorption. The top of the towel has the image printed on it, and the back is white cotton. Our beach towels are available in two different sizes: beach towel (32" x 64") and beach sheet (37" x 74").
Don't let the fancy name confuse you... a beach sheet is just a large beach towel.
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I've tried to get him to quit about a million times, but he won't listen! He says it's the only way he can really relax, but I am afraid he is... more
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Machine wash cold and tumble dry with low heat.
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1 - 2 business days
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Average Rating (4.04 Stars):
Leesa Odom
April 16th, 2024
I bought this for my grandson. He fell in love with it. He even slept with it. It is a super good quality. Very impressed with image on the towel.
Kenneth Figueroa
April 13th, 2024
So it’s a gift for my dad and haven’t gave it to him yet but we FaceTime and he loved it … I was so worried about ordering here cuz never heard of the company but I’m so glad I did and it came out perfect perfect perfect.
Michele Long
April 13th, 2024
Super happy how print came out, but looks a little less vibrant even after just a cool water quick wash. Still nice looking, but would have preferred the vibrancy to have remained.
Michele Long
April 13th, 2024
Came out really nice! Laundered pretty well too!
Tracey McGraw
April 9th, 2024
Love it. I can't wait to take it on hoilday
Josephine Raimondi
April 2nd, 2024
Did not like the materal
I've tried to get him to quit about a million times, but he won't listen! He says it's the only way he can really relax, but I am afraid he is cooking his own goose! He is constantly sneaking off to my car for a cigarette or 2...and stinks up all the upholstery! I am really worried about the effect it may be having on his health...he's not looking very good these days, kind of pale and clammy! I asked him if he has some sort of plan to try and improve his health? He said he'd really like a leg up, but at the moment he's just winging it! Maybe you could try talking some sense into that head of his?
2012 PROJECT IMAGINATION CONTEST WINNER The Way Home Setting Theme Chosen by Director James Murphy for his Short Film Thank you very much for visiting my website. Your thoughts and reactions to my work are much appreciated so please do leave comments and feel free to contact me with any questions! RORY SIEGEL PHOTOGRAPHY and FINE ART Rory Siegel is an award winning photographer living in Rainier, Washington and the owner of Rory Siegel Photography And Fine Art. With a background in graphic design and fine art, she’s worked for clients in Jakarta, Indonesia, Los Angeles and San Francisco, CA, Seattle, WA, and Portland, OR. Her current focus is commercial and fine art photography with a special love of portrait, landscape and...
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Rory Sagner
I still laugh my fanny off every time I see this and read the story! Glad you enjoyed it Robyn!!!
Robyn King
OMG that's great:)) Have a great night Rory:)
Rory Sagner
Thank you so much Bret! Mr. Chicken Potato Head agrees with you and is only waiting for the rest of the world to come to it's senses and take notice of him!!!
Bret Worrell
too cool
Rory Sagner
Thank you Shawna....I am so glad you can appreciate Mr. Chicken Potato Head! He goes largely unloved unfortunately. Probably the nasty smoking habit and his wrinkly skin!
Rory Sagner
I love your pun Wendy!! Thank you for that and the fun thread!
Shawna Rowe
You just made my day with this!
Wendy J St Christopher
Sorry, Rory, but I HAVE to tweet this! Pardon the pun. ;-)
Steven Macanka
i agree totally, that we have to find humor in everyday life, and laughter really down deep in our soul makes us all feel so much better.
Rory Sagner
Isn't it fun Steven? The ability of the human mind to take simple every day objects and "see" a story there? And humor is of course our saving grace! Thank you so much for your comments!
Steven Macanka
amazing. so very weird and creative at the same time.
Rory Sagner
Yeah....especially when he starts talking to you!!!! (uproarious laughter!!!)
MarySue Price
I have to admit , this is a bit scary, ha ha it would freak me out a bit if I stumbled upon it in someones kitchen . yikes
Alessandro Della Pietra
pure creativity ;)
Rory Siegel replied:
Thank you Alessandro!!! I will quote your comment to those that think I just had too much vino while preparing to cook dinner one night!@!!!
Guy Ricketts
Funny stuff, Rory. And you somehow captured his attitude as well! :D
Rory Siegel replied:
Thank you Guy! He is chock full of "attitude"...guffaw!
John Crothers
Give him a break! He's a dead chicken with a potato head. If he doesn't deserve to "smoke 'em if you got 'em"... then who does?
Rory Siegel replied:
Gawd John...I am glad he cannot read this...he'd be awfully hurt by you saying that he's just a "dead chicken." He does have feelings you know! And yes, I see your point, but I cannot stand the smell of cigarettes...in my car or anywhere else!!! I've tried to get him to go out behind the house, but he's afraid of the coyotes...so he does it in my car!
Rory Siegel replied:
Ok, Mr. Chicken Potato Head forgives you and says to tell you that he is THRILLED that you featured him in the If You Can't Stand The Heat...Group! Of course, you know he really CAN'T stand the heat....as it makes his skin rather crispy, but still he appreciates the honor and wants to know if you smoke?
Gabriela Taylor
Ha ha! This is just brilliant Rory :-) ! The funniest picture ever! voted
Rory Siegel replied:
Thanks Gabriela! I admit to cracking myself up with this one!
John Monteath
Nothing worse than a potato headed chicken smoking in your car. Except maybe a pumpkin headed turkey!! He looks relaxed though.
Rory Siegel replied:
Gawd....do turkeys smoke too??? Here I thought Mr. Chicken Potato Head was one of a kind!!! (He does get relaxed, but then starts to stress out again about when he might be ending up as "dinner!"
Bob Orsillo
A little bit social / political Rory :) Funny and serious, intense and awesome. I would hate to have to drive your car ... V/F
Rory Siegel replied:
Now Bob, your thoughts on that I'd REALLY love to hear! I don't think you'd get to drive however.....as Mr. Chicken Potato head would most likely want to discuss his philosophy on life with you as his guest in the back seat. He leans toward Existentialism. Maybe bring a respirator?
Shane Cotter
OMG you are a FREAK! I LOVE IT! Its a classic
Rory Siegel replied:
Dear Shane, we eccentric artist types prefer the word "demented" as opposed to FREAK....LOL!
Rory Siegel replied:
I do agree however that Mr. Chicken Potato Head does have a sort of mystical and universal appeal...he is starting to get fan mail and donations to help him go to rehab!!!
Sweet Moments Photography
This is funny Rory, very creative! Very lovely profile photo!! Voted.
Rory Siegel replied:
Thank you Marilyn!!! Saw some lovely new work of yours that I will view with more leisure this weekend!!!
Shakhenabat Kasana
hahah.....so creative Rory!! V
Rory Siegel replied:
Well....my model was great to work with...except for the horrid cigarette breath! (Thank you!!!)